November 1, 2018
Tim and Jake cap off the best month in Utah Football history with a historically mediocre podcasT chock full of lewd references and vague threats. Marvel at our unnecessary use of the dreaded F word! Be astounded by our complete lack of decorum! Stand mouth-agape at our willful disregard for human decency! And be gobsmacked by another filth-riddled Weekly Mail Bag!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!
October 24, 2018
7 days with this podcast makes one weak. 21 days without this podcast makes one weaker than Larry Scott's officiating excuses. The Dastardly Duo are back at long last to celebrate what many people are calling the best month in Utah Football History. Because people love making ridiculous statements to make themselves sound smart. Come to think of it, that's pretty much how this podcast started. Anywho, join on this sordid journey as we break down the how and why of this recent hot streak and turn our steely gaze to the this week's contest versus the Bruins of UCLA.
October 3, 2018
Come jump aboard the Straight Talk Express as Tim and Jake perform a post-mortem examination on, what many experts are calling, potentially the worst Saturday in the history of mankind. Or don't. We honestly don't give a shit. We are just here to bitch about the Utes and make cheap puns and sophmoric references to male anatomoy. And, quite frankly, if you aren't down with that we got two words for you--BUY MERCH!!!!
September 26, 2018
They call Mike Leach the Pirate of the Poulousse. And this weekend we are going to see whether Morgan Scalley and the boys AARRGHHH up to the task of shutting down the one of the best passing offenses in the country. Good God, my life is empty.
September 12, 2018
Your swarthy sea captain and his loyal first mate are back to swab the poop deck and navigate the rough seas that was last week's Northern Illinois debacle before getting you worked into a fine lather for this week's showdown with the Huskies of Washington.
Come for the scorching hot Ute takes, stay for the masturbation euphemisms and assorted tomfoolery.
September 5, 2018
Brilliantly obscene? Obscenely brilliant? You be the judge! And, while you are busy judging, navigate your way over to www.teespring.com/dfpod and buy one of our new shirts to hide your flabby manboobs (SHAMELESS PLUG). Give us 60 minutes, and we will give you an hours worth of bulletproof Ute coverage. And boner jokes. So many boner jokes.
August 25, 2018
Let's see--You could spend the next hour of your life listening to your wife blather on about her day at work and that chubby bitch Denise whom she despises, or you could listen to a couple of bearded scoundrels talk Ute football and make cheap (like, Dollar Store cheap) sex jokes. The choice is yours.
PS--Tell your wife to give Denise my number!
November 16, 2017
On this week's episode, Tim and Jake try and decipher the difference between shit and fucking shit, and exactly which category Utah's offensive line performance from this season would fall under. Then they have a frank discussion about global warming, before finishing with a debate over which would make for a wetter experience--A night spent inside Husky Stadium or a night spent inside a husky lady! Stay thirsty, my friends!
November 9, 2017
Can anyone make a reasonable case for continuing Daylight Savings Time? Like, seriously, why are we still doing this stupid bullshit? For farmers? Fuck farmers! Anywho, join us this week as Tim and Jake run a post mortem on the Migthy Utes mighty asskicking of the Bruins of UCLA. Then we turn our attentions to this week's contest against Washington State, before inevitably winding up in the rancid sewers of the weekly mailbag. It's gonna be great. Or maybe not. But at least it will be better than listening to your wife tell you about her day at work.
November 2, 2017
On this week's show, Tim and Jake delve into the exact amount and potency of the bedshitting that Utah let loose last weekend in Autzen Stadium. And then things really get dark! We pinpoint why we think Troy Taylor is a typical California douche bag, why our defense has completely forgotten how to tackle (here's a hint--it rhymes with Borgan Balley), and preview this Friday's game against the UCLA Bruins. Then we sift through the most regrettable batch of Reader Mail yet! Don't be a pussy, just hit play.