September 12, 2018
Your swarthy sea captain and his loyal first mate are back to swab the poop deck and navigate the rough seas that was last week's Northern Illinois debacle before getting you worked into a fine lather for this week's showdown with the Huskies of Washington.
Come for the scorching hot Ute takes, stay for the masturbation euphemisms and assorted tomfoolery.
September 5, 2018
Brilliantly obscene? Obscenely brilliant? You be the judge! And, while you are busy judging, navigate your way over to www.teespring.com/dfpod and buy one of our new shirts to hide your flabby manboobs (SHAMELESS PLUG). Give us 60 minutes, and we will give you an hours worth of bulletproof Ute coverage. And boner jokes. So many boner jokes.
August 25, 2018
Let's see--You could spend the next hour of your life listening to your wife blather on about her day at work and that chubby bitch Denise whom she despises, or you could listen to a couple of bearded scoundrels talk Ute football and make cheap (like, Dollar Store cheap) sex jokes. The choice is yours.
PS--Tell your wife to give Denise my number!
November 16, 2017
On this week's episode, Tim and Jake try and decipher the difference between shit and fucking shit, and exactly which category Utah's offensive line performance from this season would fall under. Then they have a frank discussion about global warming, before finishing with a debate over which would make for a wetter experience--A night spent inside Husky Stadium or a night spent inside a husky lady! Stay thirsty, my friends!
November 9, 2017
Can anyone make a reasonable case for continuing Daylight Savings Time? Like, seriously, why are we still doing this stupid bullshit? For farmers? Fuck farmers! Anywho, join us this week as Tim and Jake run a post mortem on the Migthy Utes mighty asskicking of the Bruins of UCLA. Then we turn our attentions to this week's contest against Washington State, before inevitably winding up in the rancid sewers of the weekly mailbag. It's gonna be great. Or maybe not. But at least it will be better than listening to your wife tell you about her day at work.
November 2, 2017
On this week's show, Tim and Jake delve into the exact amount and potency of the bedshitting that Utah let loose last weekend in Autzen Stadium. And then things really get dark! We pinpoint why we think Troy Taylor is a typical California douche bag, why our defense has completely forgotten how to tackle (here's a hint--it rhymes with Borgan Balley), and preview this Friday's game against the UCLA Bruins. Then we sift through the most regrettable batch of Reader Mail yet! Don't be a pussy, just hit play.
October 25, 2017
Let's try this again Ute fans, we promise it won't be worth it.
October 11, 2017
What do genital warts and Utah football have in common? Well, give us 55 minutes and we will tell you! The only two more underwhelming performers than Troy Williams in the state of Utah reconvene to sift through the wreckage of Utah's first loss, discuss OJ Simpson's nefarious Utah ties (not guilty!!!), and preview the upcoming blood(OH GOD, NOT AGAIN)bath against the Men of Troy.
October 5, 2017
This week, the boys are quite tight-lipped as they sift through the ruins of the Arizona game, and then take a probing look at the chilling effects of CTE and it's negative impact on college football. Just kidding. Nobody wants to hear anymore about that bullshit. Except maybe Will Smith. Mostly they just play a good-spirited game of grabass and then breakdown the Stanford game, as well as Frank Caliendo and how he is less funny than AIDS. Just listen. It will all make sense in 53 minutes. GO UTES!!!
September 19, 2017
On this week's episdoe, the boys atone for their potty mouths, shout Hosanna's for Darren Carrington, bless Matt Gay, and say a prayer for a Utes victory in Tucson.